by Troy Lukkarila

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This is perhaps the best song in the history of mankind.


You are nothing without me
I'm here to bring you down

Perhaps you need an example of my wonderful power
I have a lot

I am very important in this world
People love me, people fear me
I have a hot tub

You are nothing without me
I'm here to bring you down

You may be great but I am greater
I have wisdom
I have all my teeth
(He can bite you)

I can make a call and cross you off a list
You won't be able to sing your favorite song on open mic night
(No song for you)

People come from very far to see me and to praise me
Sometimes I make them scrambled eggs and coffee
I have a well known and very large penis
And my car is very fast

Sometimes I'm not so sure of myself
Sometimes I'm not so sure of myself
I don't know why.

You are nothing without me.


released January 29, 2018
The Lukalips Destruction Orchestra


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